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Slayingthehalcyon
Craft, serious question: when you wear a kilt do you wear underwear?
8:38
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
"there's three things I can use as examples, number four is..." ~ Jeremy Janicki
>.<
8:38
Craftman
Depends
8:38
Slayingthehalcyon
:
8:38
Craftman
If I'm outside during an event like this Highland Games, yes
8:38
Slayingthehalcyon
Depends on what?
8:38
Craftman
But if it's an indoor event, I'll go commando
8:38
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
on if he's having sexy time
>.<
or*
8:38
Slayingthehalcyon
Like having sex?
Sorry had to
8:38
Craftman
Outside = Underwear, Inside = None
8:38
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
yeah
8:38
Slayingthehalcyon
>.<
8:38
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
>.<
8:38
Craftman
Maybe....
8:38
Slayingthehalcyon
XDDDD
8:38
Craftman
IF I WEREN'T 13, YOU GIT!
8:39
Slayingthehalcyon
o.o
8:39
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
50 shades of grey made me afraid to lose my virginity

:/

8:39
Craftman
I actually am turning 14 the 21st
8:39
Slayingthehalcyon
Dude, I knew a 13 year old who claimed he had bigger balls then a horse then he kinda got into a car accident
8:39
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
'claimed'
8:39
Craftman
xD
8:39
Slayingthehalcyon
and lost everything below his stomach
8:39
Craftman
That sucks
8:39
Slayingthehalcyon
So much for having junk
8:39
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
how does he piss then?
8:39
Slayingthehalcyon
I was like. dude
8:39
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
>.<
8:39
Slayingthehalcyon
He kinda doesn't
8:40
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
>.<
how can you not?
>.<
8:40
Slayingthehalcyon
I have no idea
8:40
Craftman
Eh, I bet his were still in his cavities anyway, probably weren't even hanging out yet.
8:40
Slayingthehalcyon
I stopped hanging out with him
>.<
XD @ craft
I can sit. and my balls touch the floor. >.<
8:40
Craftman
.....
8:40
Slayingthehalcyon
Its disturbing because it feels freaky.
8:40
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
if you sit on the floor
>.<
Angeli di Angelo has entered Camp Half-Blood.
8:40
Slayingthehalcyon
Yeah.
8:40
Craftman
Mine dig through the floor and reach China @Slay
8:40
Slayingthehalcyon
O.O
XDDDD
8:41
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
omfg
8:41
Slayingthehalcyon
XDDDDDDDDD
8:41
Craftman
All the Asians see these two lumps sticking out of the ground
8:41
Slayingthehalcyon
Do the chinese milk them for milk?
8:41
TheWondefulMaskedMadame

  • covers angeli's eyes*

><
8:41
Craftman
Awesome 'till a truck comesby
8:41
Slayingthehalcyon
XD
I'm crying
I'm actuallly laughing. XD
this is a first in a long time. XD
8:41
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
omfg f*ck crying I'm dying
>.<
8:41
Slayingthehalcyon
^
Craft
was it the milk truck?
8:42
Craftman
Aye
8:42
Slayingthehalcyon
Damn
Damnable little chinese bastards
>.<
8:42
Angeli di Angelo


8:42
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
>.<
8:42
Craftman
But one time, they actually went to England, and they tripped a thief who stole the queen's crown. Then Elizabeth knighted them both xD
8:42
Slayingthehalcyon
XDDDD
DUDE
XDDDDDD
8:43
Craftman
So they are now Sir Sexy and Sir Tasty
Officially
8:43
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
omfg
#imdying
>.<
8:43
Slayingthehalcyon
Elizabeth, did more than knight them both
>:D XD
8:43
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
omfg XD
8:43
Craftman
xD
8:43
Slayingthehalcyon
XD
Tears doth rolleth from the queens cheek, as she feeleth the wonders of sir sexy and sir tasty
8:44
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
...omfg XDDDDDD
8:44
Craftman
I've actually been thinking of making a TV show based off of these events called "The Amazing Adventures of Craftman's Treasure"
8:44
Slayingthehalcyon
brb screening that.
XD
And like a ton of the other stuff craft said. XD
8:44
Craftman
Then they'd have a duet band called "The In My Mouth Experience"
8:45
Slayingthehalcyon
And the lead singer would be suckeytash
>.<
8:45
TheWondefulMaskedMadame
OMFG CRAFT I DON'T EVEN LIFE ANYMORE
>.<
8:45
Slayingthehalcyon
XD
8:45
Craftman
Ok, ok, I'm done xD
8:46
Slayingthehalcyon
Dude
8:46
Craftman
I wouldn't want to be the first man who murders people by jokes
8:46
Slayingthehalcyon
I'mma like copy paste the whole thing
XDDDDD
8:46
Craftman
Go ahead xD
8:46
Slayingthehalcyon
So I can read when I feel down
and just be like
damnable craft
always making people piss their balls with his hilarity. XD
Pants*
not balls
Pants*
>.<

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